I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
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I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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