I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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