WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.