it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
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I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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