you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
That was before I lit my hair on fire
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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