She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Randomize
