There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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