capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
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He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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