I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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