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She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
this will be a night to untag.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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