Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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