How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
is that a dick in a sweater?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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