There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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