your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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