waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
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I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
The feeling are messing with the penis
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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