i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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