I just made out with a guy for $7.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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