Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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