Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Randomize