I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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