like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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