talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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