Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
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Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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