How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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