some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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