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That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it

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(707): View more from California

Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?

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(850): View more from Florida

I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.

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Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.

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(909): View more from California

He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.

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(513): View more from Ohio

chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.

(513): View more from Ohio

Who are you high with right now?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!

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