let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Quick, to the slutcave!
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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