that's an acceptable place to lick
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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