I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
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Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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