Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Randomize
