just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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