talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Dicks are not precious.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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