can we get nightvision for the apartment?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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