you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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