just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
