Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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