We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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