i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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