There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
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