just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
