so that wasnt chicken after all
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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