I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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