Me too!
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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