It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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