His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
A bitchslap is in order.
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