dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
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Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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