I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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