i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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