A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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