I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
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Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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