strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
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I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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