Me too!
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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