Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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