Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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