me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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